Are Youseguys Mermaties?

Something about my blog has been bugging me lately - I don't know what to call my lovely readers!  I routinely address you all as 'you guys'.  Which makes me sound like some South Philly thug.  How different is it really than saying 'youseguys'?! Lady Gaga calls her fans 'monsters'.....clearly none of you are monsters....and I'm also not Lady Gaga....but I must be able to come up with something better than You Guys!

I've been wracking my brain.

Merpeople?  Merfolk?  Mermaties?

Of course I did what any answer seeking individual in today's world would do - I googled:  'What do you call a group of mermaids?'.

Interesting.  Very Interesting.

There were threads on a Beijing language forum...there were mermaid jokes....there were blogs...and even mermaid poems!

Seriously though, you guys (heh heh) have got to check out what I stumbled upon!  www.iamamermaid.com  - No lie!  I am a Mermaid dot com!  It opened up a whole new world of mermaid'ing for me!  I had no idea that there were mermaid competitions...or that they were sooooo serious!

While I was over at I am a Mermaid I did however; discover a poem that I love...I'd like to think that I might be considered a 'straightforward mermaid'.  Hands down, the best line in the poem is:  "The straightforward mermaid has already said to five sailors, “Look, I don’t think this is going to work,” before sinking like a sullen stone."  

I also liked the two smaller quotes in the lower right hand column:

"Beware the mermaid, she neither comes nor goes."  - John Patrick Shanley

"I must be a mermaid, Rango. I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living." — Anaïs Nin

Lovely!

Back to the question at hand:  What DO you call a group of mermaids?

A giggle?  A miracle?  A school?  A pod?

What would Youseguys like to be called?

Ruh-Roh

How does the worst day ever unfold?  Please, allow me to walk you through the worst day in my Second Mate history... I woke up in a pretty good mood.  I went up to the bridge for watch - things were pretty mellow.  I got off watch and hit the gym (because I'm a superstar).  I was feeling much spunkier post treadmill.  I sat at my desk and had my fruit and cereal while catching up on my favorite blogs....so far my morning was going well.  Then I looked out my window and noticed that some of the clouds were shinier than usual - so I stepped outside and was awestruck.  I had almost missed the most beautiful sunrise!  I ran inside grabbed the camera (and growled when it fogged up from humidity).  I went all paparazzi on that sunrise's ass.  It ramped my morning up from okay to stellar.  I literally skipped up the ladderwell to go back to watch.  I was in such an amazing mood that I allowed myself a second cup of coffee - and I made it an orange goodness - oh yeah, things were looking up.  I decided that I would document the shipboard version of an orange goodness (and so I went all paparazzi on that orange's ass).

Segue-way to the worst day in my Second Mate history...

I was in the window (looking for ships of course - I would never be spacing out) sipping my orange goodness when the Captain came up to the bridge and said:

'Did you get that information I sent you on Praia da Vitoria?'

(Now, I've been holding out on you guys a bit.  I didn't want to announce my next port too soon - because I'm very, very excited - and I knew that as soon as I spread the word the port would get cancelled.  However, it is vital that you have this information to truly appreciate the depth of suck that is about to occur.  We're on our way to the Azores!  Woot woot!  I've never been there before - although I've steamed past these magical Atlantic Islands.  Needless to say, my excitement level is off the charts....please read further to appreciate the pun....it was indeed intended.)

Okay...so back to the Praia da Vitoria question...

You know that feeling when you instantly know when everything has gone from groovy / hunkydory to not good at all.  The one where your heart feels like it's in a vice grip while your stomach seems to suddenly be missing?  CUE NOW.

Me:  'Uuuh....Praia da Vitoria....uuuh Capt....I don't know if I saw that on the chart.....I thought we were going to Lajes....'

Captain:  'We are going to Lajes....Lajes, Azores - Praia da Vitoria.'

Me:  'Maybe we better look at the chart together...'

I'll save you all the nitty gritty details but, apparently there are two Lajes in the Azores.  Mine was on a totally different island than our next port of call.  I had us going to the port of Lajes....where as Praia da Vitoria is in the municipality of Lajes.  Ruh-Roh.

The only thing that could possibly make this situation worse was not having the charts needed onboard (because we've obviously left port so how would we procure them....)

Segue-way to the day gets worse....

We don't have the harbor chart!  We have the approach charts....and we have electronic charts...but we don't have a chart that includes the actual pier.  When we arrive in the port the chart will be delivered by the Pilot.  Oh-Emm-Gee.

For the record, this is not the first time in shipping history when a harbor chart has been delivered by Pilot boat....however; it was not supposed to be part of my shipping history!

I will say this, the Captain has been amazingly gracious.  I think he recognizes that it was an honest mistake.

The other thing I will say is, no harm no foul....we didn't end up in the wrong port....now that would be a bad day!

Segue-way to my bad day wind down...

The mileage has been adjusted.  The waypoints have been correctly entered in the GPS units, the ECDIS and Waypoint for Windows.  I'm at my desk enjoying some licorice tea in my nightie and Uggs.  I'm looking at beautiful things on Pinterest.com - and blogging my little heart out.  My cousin Rhiannon says, 'Remember it's not a bad life....it's just a bad day'!  Plus, there is still some good news:  I'm on my way to the Azores!

8-25-11

This morning included: A 2320 wake up (I count that as morning).

Too many fishing boats to count (which included a call to the Captain at 0300 in the morning as well as another hard over moment).

15 minutes on the treadmill - 9 minutes running (I could have gone longer but someone came into the gym and it psyched me out so I finished my work out in my dayroom).

A bowl of frosted flakes (with mango on the side).

A sunrise photo session.

Not bad for it only being 0630!

 

Two Days!

I've seen two sunrises in a row!  Wanna know something even more exciting?  I took the sunrise photos after I worked out!  Which means....I've worked out two days in a row!  IN A ROW!  It's unprecedented.  Yesterday I spent 20 minutes on the treadmill....and I jogged...briskly....for 5 of those minutes.  Today I spent 20 minutes on the treadmill and 10 0f those minutes were spent with my feet pounding the treadmill - at a brisk jog!  It has been well documented that I loathe exercise - it even made the 30x30 list!  I realize that day two of an exercise routine is not the best time to advertise....band wagon falls have been known to occur.  That being said...who cares?!  Today I briskly jogged for TEN MINUTES! *For the record the work out consisted of more than 20 minutes on the treadmill...that was just the most painful part.