Sailing With A Host Of Nations Filipino AB: I don't think the new Sri Lanken AB speaks good english.

Me: Oh? Why's that?

Filipino AB: He's hard to understand.

Me: Is he worse than our Polish AB?

Filipino AB: Yah! He asked me if we had calling cards.

Me: mmmhmmm

Filipino AB: I said, 'Calling card? What do you mean a calling card? What is this word?!'

Me: uhhh...

Filipino AB: He wanted to call home. So I said, 'No, no, no. You mean a PHONE card!!!'

Me: ooooh...mmmhmmm.

Filipino AB: I think his english might be worse than mine!!!