About 0200 in the morning I have Rhianna playing in the background on the bridge....

ME: What do you guys think about the whole Rhianna / Chris Brown thing?

AB 1: He's a douche bag

ME: Yeah, but don't you think she played a part in it all?

AB 1: You NEVER hit a girl

ME: Yeah, but she hits him too....

AB 1: Right, but he's a MAN....what are you saying?!

ME: I'm not saying it's okay to hit women...I'm just saying she is equally abusive....

AB 2: Listen, there are A LOT of battered men out there!

ME and AB1: (Chuckling)

AB 1: Battered men?! Listen, just because I'm not going to hit a woman doesn't mean I'm going to stand around to get hit!

AB 2: What are you going to do if someone kicks you in the nuts?!

AB 1: How does that happen?! They have to come at you from the front!

AB 2: Listen...them sumbitches can sneak up on you!

AB 1: They're coming at you from the FRONT!

AB 2: You're not looking at their FEET!

*Clearly, AB 2 has had a woman kick him in the nuts.....works every time ;)