M.L.I.S.W :: I'm a Chauvinist
I realize I just posted a M.L.I.S.W. Moment but this one was too funny to pass up!
Shipmate: If a Chiefs job opens up I'm taking it!
Me: You know, I sailed for a year and passed up two promotions before taking a Chief Mates job...
Shipmate: Nah, I'd take it! I'd be freaking out! But, I'd do it!
Me: Women are statistically less likely to take a leap like that you know....I just read a book talking all about this....
Shipmate: Oh god....don't tell me you're a chauvinist....
I'm pretty sure he meant feminist.....awesome.....