My Life Is So Weird! Last nights bridge conversation ran from no money (due to whoring) all the way to squirrels - in minutes!!! Here it is: AB: I gotta stay on for one more month...

ME: Why?

AB: I really need the money.

ME: Spent too much money on those Dominican Chicas, huh? (read here for a refresher)

AB: Yeah....I guess....sorta.

ME: hmmm.....

AB: Well, I was trying to save enough to pay off those windows I put into my house.

ME: That's a good plan...I gotta save to pay off some stuff on my house too.

AB: I really enjoy those windows!

ME: That's great!

AB: I really like watching the squirrels....

ME: (silent pause)

AB: Sometimes when I'm home they're my only friends....

ME: (more silence - I mean what can you say to that?!)

AB: I like to feed 'em an' shit. Well I try to feed them....

ME: (more silence)

AB: You gotta be careful of 'em - cause they could scratch your face an' shit - I mean...they are wild animals after all...

ME: (at a total loss for words....)