M.L.I.S.W :: Cannibals
I realize that I posted a 'My Life Is So Weird' episode very recently but, I've found that when I 'save' things for later they never get posted! This one was just too absurd to not post!
*This conversation began by discussing land values when purchased in large quantities*
AB1: You can still buy land in West Virginiafor 50cents per acre!
ME: Same in Maine! Unreal!
AB1: Yeah, but who would want to live in West Virginia with all that incest and all those cannibals?
ME: Cannibals?
AB1: Yeah! There’s a pack of cannibals who live in the woods.
ME: Really?
AB1: Yes! There are cannibals.
AB2: Why would anyone want to eat someone?
AB1: Because they’re cannibals!
AB2: Why would you want to eat someone when you don’t have to?!
AB1: Because they’re from West Virginia…and they’re cannibals!
AB2: It’s against the law to eat people!
AB1: It doesn’t matter to a West Virginian cannibal!
AB2: Why would you eat people though? There’s animals out there you can eat!!!!
AB1: It’s what makes them a CANNIBAL!
AB2: What? Do they eat dead people?
AB1: They kill people…and then they eat them.
AB2: I just don’t get it….why would eat someone if you didn’t have to....
AB1: Because they’re from West Virginia and they’re cannibals!
AB2: No! It’s not just West Virginia! It’s everywhere! There are sick muthafucka’s all over the world! New York! New Orleans!
AB1: Maybe in New Orleans with all those coon asses…but not New York City.
AB2: You have serial killers everywhere! Look at Dahmer!
AB1: This is different! These are cannibals not serial killers – and they live in West Virginia!
AB2: Dahmer…he sure was a smart genius…
*I should note that by this time there were raised voices and flailing arms….and a lengthy conversation ensued...to discuss the merits of various serial killers….how smart they were and where they lived….I wandered into the chart room and began to write furiously*
