I can tell you whatever you want.

I can tell you that I feel narcissistic (as in I have a blog).

I can tell you that I worry about content.

I can also tell you I got drunk on a Thursday afternoon.

I can tell you that's real life.

I can tell you I called my family (true)...like in Vancouver, and Ontario and Seattle.

I can tell you the frogs are currently chirping and annoying.

I can tell you I cooked spam and cabbage. Because I'm actually from Hilo, Hawaii and that's comfort food. Maybe it's similar to corned beef and cabbage? I think my Mom was gonna cook that....and then I think she spent too much time at my house....

I'm also sitting on the couching laughing out loud because a 'tan or brownish colored' pick up truck is blasting music and going in and out of the Walmart parking lot.

...I know this because I'm listening to the police scanner....

I am actually laughing out loud and texting my friends.

...because it's freaking hilarious...

...because I'm also addicted to the police scanner...

I love it when the police try to get the correct directions. Up Mohouli and then onto Kukuau? You'll only understand this if you're from Hilo which is some what satisfying.

Wanna know how to make delicious spam? First of all, you call it ono (oh-no) not delicious.

Fry it up in a little bit of sesame oil, sugar, soy sauce (we call it shoyu), maybe onions or cabbage or asparagus. Put it on rice. Mmmmmmmm........Delicious.......I mean, ono....

Did you know I went to school in Maine?

Here's how they feel about feelings in Maine:

I have feelings. You have feelings. We all have feelings. Go warm up the car.

I'm more of the let's talk about our feelings type. I'm more of the let's make something yummy to eat type. I'm more of the let's have kids....what...you're worried about fucking them up....get over it type.

I can tell you I have almost zero friends from Maine Maritime Academy who are dudes whose wives tolerate me. Truth.

Those that do? I love them.

True. Love.

Some people have 'sugar loaf' people.

Some people have 'cottage people'.

I have True. Love. People.

Like, if I'm at sea, you can come to Hawai'i, and my family will make you spam & cabbage.

Can you head to Hilo Terrace....lots of noise...10/4...big truck doing donuts....unit 412 on its way....10/4