Dispatc: call to --- kawailani. report of trespassers....

...people reportedly living behind their house in tents.

(in my head, I'm like: WHAT?! They don't know someone is living behind their house?!)

----time goes by----

Dispatch: ...it actually sounds like a domestic.....

.....the home has ongoing renovations.....

Me in my head: (as in...the husband lives outside in a tent?!)

-----I'm laughing hysterically------

---time goes by---

Dispatch: ......report at Waiakea Uka....report of a neighbor dispute.....

Cop: what's the problem?

Dispatch: ....the neighbor doesn't tie up his dog....

Different cop: you know you might want to check for TRO (temporary restraining order) at Kawailani....

Dispatch: I know... no TRO....

Cop: you know I went up about a year ago (about the dog)....

Me in my head: this is why I listen to the police scanner.....